Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

Touching Green

to get women

Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.

by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

touchin cloth

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.

I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!

by mjgtlc May 14, 2006

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012