topherface

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).

"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."

by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009

Toppers' House

1.London's most famous spot for people that would like to end their lives.

2. Where the four characters in the book A Long Way Down went to go commit suicide.

I'm so depressed that I'm thinking of takin a trip to the Toppers' House.

by The Girl You Know You Want January 4, 2010

topless haircut

Getting a haircut or trim administered by a barber with no shirt or blouse.

The barber probably looks great without any clothes on.
For some extra cash she is willing to give a topless haircut.

by trappist June 9, 2011

Topfen

Die habsburgerische Variante des preußischen Wortes „Quark“. Nur richtig.

Ich habe heute Topfen gegessen.

by BorisTheRockJohnson November 22, 2019

toepeanut

something that you will find in the middle of your toes that will mostly be black and smell of sweat.you can also find this in your food like ur mum or something like that.

oops i ate a toepeanut
i need to clear my toepeanuts before i go to bed

by toepenuts*for life mmmmm January 25, 2020

Toppelos

Top Aphelios

Hey! I think i am going to pick Toppelos.

by Shrink8 December 10, 2020

Topek

A type of monkey/ape from Asian species. It is rarely seen. This type of monkey/ape is close to humans and in some folklores in Malaysia, there is a story about "Topek" mimicking humans and going to school out of curiosity.

"You should get home early or Topek will kidnap and replace you..."

by Lupiez December 9, 2021