Toon Job

A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.

"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"

by Hal Emmerich July 23, 2008

Davy Toons

Peak. Absolute peak. Not to be confused with David Toons.

Guy 1: Bro have you seen that new Davy Toons video?
Guy 2: Yeah it was fire.

by Hat Person August 19, 2023

toon talking

When someone usually an adult talks down on a kids or cartoon show while watching it.

Peppa Pig: Everyone likes jumping down in muddy puddles.
Toon Talking: I don’t.

by Gobsonnnn August 27, 2021

Toon Salad

A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.

I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.

by Tommiep123 September 11, 2020

Coony toon

Sam Sutton!

See that coony toon,?such a Sam Sutton!

by Sssssaaaaaammmmmmmmmm........ April 17, 2011

Toon Line

When working with a parade float using festooning and you are trying to create a perfect line on the parade float.

Follow the Toon Line to the end and the float will match up and be straight all around.

by StarmanG June 22, 2022

Paige toone

Paige toone Is a future circus clown and a strange person indeed. Laughs like a seal on crack and has very flippable hair that she straightens about once in a blue moon for a week before giving up.

Did u hear that Paige toone ran away to join the circus?

Oh yeah well no suprises there

by ItHuRtS?? November 25, 2021