From The New England Patriots, an amazing, kind, 6 time Super Bowl winner who haters hate because they ain't him. Is loved by A LOT of people from New England and some from other states because they know that he is a nice person, who gives his money to the team, to buy other players for the team. In other words, A TEAM PLAYER, WHO RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE.
Tom Brady is the GOAT.
by AuntieFia12 November 25, 2019
A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 31, 2022
Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 31, 2022
by Mike Cummings Urmouth May 30, 2020
by titanicstyles August 15, 2020
Noun: named after New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, the same quarterback who let a football slip through his fingers in Super Bowl 52.
Other meanings: stop being a priss.
Other meanings: stop being a priss.
Person A: I'm scared to dissect that dead frog in Biology class.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.
by #FlyEaglesFly June 15, 2018
tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.
by tom brady hater666 January 5, 2020