Thinking Cap

Condom

Time to put on my thinking cap.

by RichardInTheBox January 26, 2012

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007

Thinking-Cap

When your dumb ass is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. Also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.

Dave's dumb ass fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.

by Sloth Fucker October 7, 2013

Back-of-the-Mask Thinking

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.

With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus September 20, 2020

Egoseismic thinking

The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.

I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.

That's really Egocentric thinking.

No, that's Egoseismic thinking.

by Nbertz June 12, 2012

egoseismic thinking

The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.

Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."

Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."

by Tiggy Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

Egoseismic Thinking

The egocentric belief that earthquake patterns shift away from you depending on where you are in the world.

"Hey Rhett, I think when we moved to California the earthquakes shifted back to North Carolina where we were!" "No Link, thats just egoseismic thinking."

by The Mythical Beast June 12, 2012