Tijuana Matinee

A synonym for "donkey show". A public showcase of a human committing a sexual act upon a donkey.

Person 1: Dude, I loved that donkey show, last night!

Person 2: Ew, you went to a Tijuana Matinee? That's gross, dude!

by DaveDemola November 6, 2010

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Tijuana Blowjob

To lick shit off of a dick

Last night my boyfriend said to lick chocolate off his dick... little did i know it was actually shit as he yelled OH THE TIJUANA BLOWJOB!!!!

by dick jonmese March 14, 2009

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A sexual act involving the smothering of a woman's nipples with salt, sucking it off, covering the same areas with tequila, and finally sucking those areas clean. This provides great satisfaction to both people, especially the male (or female) who is now intoxicated.

Guy 1: Hells yeah I've done a Tijuana Tittylickin'!

Guy 2: Do you remember it?

Guy 1: Sadly no, I got too drunk and I passed out. Now i have no memory of the occasion

by BicepWashington December 6, 2009

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tijuana taco

the act of taking a taco shell and you shit in it and then jizz in it (melted cheese) and make the girl have her period on it as (taco sauce) then you share a delightful meal together.

dang i left a mess when i had my tijuana taco last night

by sir cums alot May 3, 2011

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Tijuana Sunrise

When you get so trashed and forget everything from last night and wake up a hangover and a sore asshole. usually indicating anal sex.

Last night was fun but I woke up with a tijuana sunrise

by The Donaldson September 23, 2009

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tijuana toolset

A tijuana toolset is the tool set used by mechanics in Mexico for auto repair. The tijuana toolset consists of a crescent wrench, a hammer, a pair of vice grips, and sometimes a screw driver.

When Juanito's Mexican Taxi broke the transmission, Jorge installed a used one with his Tijuana Toolset.

by Jackball April 29, 2005

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