Thomas is a piece of shit, he’ll lie cheat and manipulate you in every way possible and in the end he’ll either blame you or his “rough week”
“He do you know Thomas”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”
by Anonbish October 24, 2019

He is poggers and has life and has really big shlong and is big dicked and loves women and gets all the women and has the sex with the women and he likes women.
by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020

by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017

The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.
by Bdehaven August 18, 2016

Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.
by Pary369 February 19, 2017

by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017
