monster thickburger

The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.

Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!

by roundthewheel October 23, 2007

retarded thick

So thick it’ll turn you retarded

Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick

by Big boy can February 25, 2018

Skinny Thick

a girl that is thick in all the right places (e.g., thighs, butt, breasts)

damn did you see that girl, she skinny thick

by EYS May 15, 2010

dummy thick

straight out thick. more than just thick. like really thick.

Yo, you see Krista over there? Ya she's dummy thick!

by koolaid kidz May 16, 2017

thick wit it

nice booty, well-proportioned to body, nice waist that compliments thighs and rest of pelvic area

"Ayo, ol' girl is thick wit it son, I'm 'bout to try and skeet dem draws!"

by freezy April 21, 2005

thick skulled

A yard that doesn't understand anything that is said to him; nothing gets through his/ her skull

Faysal: You wanna do homework?
Stan: Sodium Hydrogen
Faysal: What? I don't get it.
Stan: As in NaH
Faysal: But those two can't be paired up
Stan: Holy shit you're so fucking thick skulled

by Nats123 April 30, 2016

Thickling

At curvy ( thick ) girl under the age of 18. Usually has a phat ass.

Hey Jhad, why don't you holler at the fine girl.
Nah fam, she a thickling.

by JewFire69 July 26, 2016