Theresa is the most beautiful girl I have ever met. Her eyes and smile can captivate any man. She's sexy and knows what she wants. She's very intelligent and talented and her mind and her soul are just as beautiful and attractive as she looks. She really doesn't know how wonderful she is. She's compassionate and loves to help others and this is one of her best traits. She has a beautiful soul, full of life, warmth, beauty, passion. I regret hurting her by not telling her how I feel, and I am sorry for this, I would give anything to be with her. I measure every woman against her. She is special to me and my memories of her are some of the best of my life. I want her to know that I love and adore her always, even though we aren't together.
I love Theresa
by MatrixMan77 November 23, 2021
Get the Theresa mug.A Man-woman. Long legs that can sparatically disperse a small amount of fluid from the toes. A fungi. When separated (theresa tony) nobody wants to hang out with them. One is stupid and thinks he is funny (theresa, ya he) and the other sits and plays with himself. (tony)
When rubbed together create a glue-like substance that contains mint strips. So cassie's can lick it and feel clean.
Never a good character in a story. Will likely stab there friends in the back..or the chest, cuz they dont care if you can see them do it.
If you go fishing with half of a theresatony, you'll probably either get your fish stolen because once caught, half of the theresatony will probably jump in and bite the fish off your hook and say they caught it; or the other half of a theresatony will just push you in because they think its funny.
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When rubbed together create a glue-like substance that contains mint strips. So cassie's can lick it and feel clean.
Never a good character in a story. Will likely stab there friends in the back..or the chest, cuz they dont care if you can see them do it.
If you go fishing with half of a theresatony, you'll probably either get your fish stolen because once caught, half of the theresatony will probably jump in and bite the fish off your hook and say they caught it; or the other half of a theresatony will just push you in because they think its funny.
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Person: Why are you wet?
Person the person asked: Because of theresatony.
Person: Why are your hands creamy?
Person the person asked: I was massaging a theresatony and cum came out it's toes?
Person the person asked: Because of theresatony.
Person: Why are your hands creamy?
Person the person asked: I was massaging a theresatony and cum came out it's toes?
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