Levi and his Ween Stalk

Levi is the type of man to send dick pics of his ween stalk. Also, a random clip that many have seen of a "Levi" growing his ween stalk.
by rotten tomatos April 01, 2020
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ween in my face

Synonymous with "this sucks" and derived from the same root, that root being the act of sucking on an erect penis.
Jake: Frenchie, you gotta go into the water and push the raft
Ryan French: wow, ween in my face
by Lilchinesekid May 11, 2008
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Wiggily ween

A penis that seems to be squirming around on its own which is very attractive
“I have a wiggily ween” “omg your so cool.”
by Coochie cooter crazy man robot December 28, 2020
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Ween-eye

Ween-eye noun also known as the pea hole. not gender specific, mainly used when naming calling falls into conversation. It's your middles middle
your acting like a girls ween-eye right now.
by Yvonne Middle March 24, 2019
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ween juice

Weiner liquid. When a male has fluid on his penis, either from a partner or his own accomplishment. Cervical mucous, lady cum, man jiz all may be attributed to ween jooos.
"Holy shit Carol. There is so much ween juice... you're welcome."

Uhhh, I'm going to go shower.
by betsyandrews January 26, 2018
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ween crisis

(This is written by a woman)

A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
by crazyastrogirl May 13, 2024
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jack-o-ween

The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!
The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?

Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!
by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021
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