Polish Roulette

Same as russian roulette, but used with an automatic pistol, instead of a revolver.

Two BLOODS were playing polish roulette. Not a bad thing at all.

by Tha BK September 16, 2006

Polishing the bishop

To masturbate.

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I feel like polishing my bishop"

by Huppmoile October 22, 2003

Polish Hostage

During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.

Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.

Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!

Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.

by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021

Nipple Polishing

Nipple Polishing happens right after you get out of any source of water ( Bath, pool, sea, lake etc.) and you feel the cold/freezing air/wind, what makes your nipples become stiff and solid.

When I got out of the pool, the cold wind made my nipples polished. That was a great Nipple Polishing!!!

by Alex D.(evil) December 23, 2008

Undercarriage Polish

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.

Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish

by Mr.Chin May 18, 2011

Polish Cooler

A plastic bag one my use to carry any beer or liquid that a person might proceed to drink in the following night.

Connor: Fuck, why did we get rid of the case? now we have nothing to carry are beer in when we go out.

Babs: Don't worry, i got a polish cooler in the impala that we can use.

by apollotheapache November 2, 2010

turd polisher

A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.

jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos

by arm the homeless September 13, 2005