geekin off the perks

When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.

While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.

by Sir.silk August 25, 2023

Perk

A type of cometogethering...

The coffee is perkulating...

by Imrighturnotwrong October 16, 2023

perk fag

A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.

Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag

by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

(FENT) ROSA PERKS

WHEN YOU DROP TILTED TOWERS AND YOU GET 200PUMPED WITH A LEGENDARY PUMP AND GET SENT BACK TO THE LOBBY AND U THINK OF PLAYING ANOTHER MATCH BUT GO JERK OFF INSTEAD. MORGEN FREEMEN POPS OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAYS HES PROUD OF YOU AND JOINS YOU.

(FENT) ROSA PERKS
I BURIED MY NEIGHBORS DOG LAST NIGHT IT WAS FUN!

by ROSA PERK September 10, 2025

Perk Star

Someone who lies about everything and anything on occasion no matter what it is

That Nigga a perk star bout that.

by Splaaashy March 5, 2017

Gyni Perk

a gynocologist, or, a doctor who practices gynocology. In most cases, one that you're not comfortable with.

So, I went to my gyni perk today to get my papsmere.

by Jordan The-Great October 5, 2007