The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

the pinball machine

When you slip a quarter into a person’s butthole and slap their ass cheeks until orgasm.

I’m going to give her the pinball machine later tonight

by MuzzikA0 March 1, 2021

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020

The Green Machine

A mysterious green machine that can be used for about anything you can think of. It's at the Peoria Campus of Tulsa Technology Center, in Oklahoma.

It has many relatives at the campus, but they are no match for it's 'Big Bertha' attachment.

Also, it's Pilot is Mr. Dean. It's a fun jingle to sing.

(Also can be called GM.)

Guy #1: I bet they spend the whole night riding the Green Machine!
Guy #2: That's why it smells like burnt rubber!

The Jingle:
"The Green Machine, owned and operated by Mr. Dean!"

by Clifford B. April 13, 2005

Reach around at the copy machine

While one person, usually someone of higher significance of the other, is making copies (or faxing documents), a subordinate comes from behind to acquire favoritism by providing digital stimulation from within the pocket of the copy maker.

Make copies in the billing department, especially if you're a supervisor! You can get your faxes done, a reach around at the copy machine AND a happy ending!

by superlluclkycat January 13, 2009