Mud Knot

(Noun)

A term used to describe the location on a living organism (usually human) in which bodily waste is dispensed. Mud refers to the color and consistency of the waste. Knot refers to the appearance of the location; similar to the look of a knot tied on a balloon.

Damn, I had a terrible taste in my mouth after licking that Mud Knot .

by MrMudKnot January 25, 2019

knot-send

Good luck received from the result of tying one's penis into a knot.

Dang, I thought we were going to get a tough draw in the next round, but facing Unholy Temple in this tournament was a knot-send.

by SmileyPryce June 17, 2013

Snap A Knot

To correct another's behavior

Somebody needs to Snap a Knot in his ass,get him to tighten up.

by Waboa February 4, 2009

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

Foxtons Knot

An excessively large knot on a tie. Typically sported by the recently-graduated, commission-hungry employees of a London-based chain of Estate Agents.

"Look at the Foxtons Knot on the guy in the racing green Mini"

by Pottsy February 17, 2005

Clag knot

Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.

"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"

by Tonybeak October 1, 2005

balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon

" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"

by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009