When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.
by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016
Get the honeymoon handshakemug. A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.
Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!
by Bernheim February 17, 2014
Get the Indian Handshakemug. When two or more parties are having an exchange over some form of digital media (ie. cellphone, webcam, teleconference, video, etc.) and they substitute handshaking that would occur naturally during a face-to-face meeting with shaking whatever electronic device they are presently using.
Example 1:
Harvey Specter : “Mike, you really screwed up. But don’t screw up the digital handshake. Play the man, not the game. This is how you show them that you are a man and that you mean business.”
Mike Ross : “A digital handshake? What do you mean?”
Harvey Specter : “After we introduce ourselves on the videoconference, be sure to pick up the laptop and shake it to signify the digital handshake. Shake firmly three times, otherwise they won’t trust you."
Mike Ross : “They didn’t teach me how to do this in law school.“
Harvey Specter : “You wouldn't have learned this in law school if you went there.”
Example 2:
Nancy and Chester on chatroulette.
Chester : “I knew he was trustworthy. You can tell so much about a man by his digital handshake.”
Nancy : “I know, I love a man with a firm digital handshake."
Harvey Specter : “Mike, you really screwed up. But don’t screw up the digital handshake. Play the man, not the game. This is how you show them that you are a man and that you mean business.”
Mike Ross : “A digital handshake? What do you mean?”
Harvey Specter : “After we introduce ourselves on the videoconference, be sure to pick up the laptop and shake it to signify the digital handshake. Shake firmly three times, otherwise they won’t trust you."
Mike Ross : “They didn’t teach me how to do this in law school.“
Harvey Specter : “You wouldn't have learned this in law school if you went there.”
Example 2:
Nancy and Chester on chatroulette.
Chester : “I knew he was trustworthy. You can tell so much about a man by his digital handshake.”
Nancy : “I know, I love a man with a firm digital handshake."
by RespectTheAdmiral December 23, 2014
Get the digital handshakemug. by Bevdogg May 9, 2011
Get the Alabama Handshakemug. when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.
tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
by dario a. l. December 7, 2006
Get the holiday handshake mug. She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.
by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010
Get the Backseat Handshakemug. The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
Get the Cock Handshakemug.