Don't Feed the Bears

A Phrase used by Truck Drivers.
It means not to speed and give the Bear money for another Donut.

East Bound Don't Feed The Bears you got'em Wall to Wall from the 186 mile marker to the 54 mile marker.Don't give them a reason to take food off your childrens plate.

by MarkDB1973 February 26, 2009

Feed the Bear

mutual insertion of great toes into partner's anus. can be performed as a daisy chain (see daisy chain)

"i forgot that my toe ring was loose when we fed the bear. my bad..."

by --babyjesus March 1, 2004

feed the cat

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 15, 2006

feed the cats

A phrase used in place of vomiting.

She got so drunk, she was feeding the cats all night.

by Alissa August 21, 2003

Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

by dino9401 October 1, 2012

Feed the cat

To make oneself scarce for a indefinite period of time on a night out with friends in order to ingest cocaine or other such narcotics that are found in powder form, and thus, requiring privacy and isolation.

"Where's Minky gone, it's his turn to by a round of drinks. Oh he's gone to feed the cat, he'll be munted when he gets back."

by What button's shoot? May 14, 2019

Feed the Snakes

An analogy for feeding an addiction, namely cigarettes.

"Hey Emily, can you watch the kids? I desperately need to feed the snakes."
"No problem, just don't take too long."

by CrunchyZombies October 9, 2019