by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010

by Jshane1 November 29, 2011

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.
Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.
Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.
Join me next year, but rsvp.
Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.
Join me next year, but rsvp.
Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!
Or
I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day
Or
I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day
by Jflo207 November 11, 2018

A juicy dumpling is when your butt plug goes all the way in but he disregards all safety and still finishes anyway.
“Awh man I was banging this girl and her plug went in all the way but I finished Anyway! Call it a juicy dumpling!”
by JuicydumplingSr. October 5, 2021

An old obese person who has skin hanging off his or her chin. There is a substantial amount of fat in the hanging skin making it appear puffy. Also known as grandpa/grandma of the double-chin.
by darmock January 4, 2007

to poop in a sock, and then microwave it till its hot and steamy and then beat your partner with it, then you empty it on their back.
by poopy heiman February 3, 2008
