improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...

did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010

Dumpling Drop

The act of lowering one's testicles into the waiting eyelids of another person.

You know I get scared of the dark. So why do you keep on dumpling dropping me?

by Jshane1 November 29, 2011

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018

Juicy Dumpling

A juicy dumpling is when your butt plug goes all the way in but he disregards all safety and still finishes anyway.

“Awh man I was banging this girl and her plug went in all the way but I finished Anyway! Call it a juicy dumpling!”

by JuicydumplingSr. October 5, 2021

chin dumpling

An old obese person who has skin hanging off his or her chin. There is a substantial amount of fat in the hanging skin making it appear puffy. Also known as grandpa/grandma of the double-chin.

"That chin dumpling has six chins!"

by darmock January 4, 2007

hot dumpling

to poop in a sock, and then microwave it till its hot and steamy and then beat your partner with it, then you empty it on their back.

i think im going to give my girlfriend a hot dumpling tonight!!

by poopy heiman February 3, 2008