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wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.
Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!
by ouaus August 21, 2018
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Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021
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Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
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Willy Wet Dicky

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.
I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.
by Codeine Kids Next Door June 13, 2016
mugGet the Willy Wet Dickymug.

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015
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wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear
My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.
by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025
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