Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

TASH

Tash (noun) is the thing you stole.
To tash (verb) = to steal.
Tasher (adjective) someone who steals.

You can''t tash a tashers tash, but you can tash a tashers dick.

by stezokeso February 15, 2018

String-Tashed

when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.

Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.

by Stringy-T October 13, 2008

Tash Peterson

An entitled vegan who thinks she has the right to destroy public property and traumatize children by being practically naked infront of them to promote her OnlyFans account. Everyone in the Sydney area hates her. She's been arrested multiple times, but for some reason she keeps on being let go. There's a petition to have her arrested on Change.org so people in Australia can finally go about their business without her attacking them or traumatizing their children while she's wearing nothing but a g-string. She's been banned from all businesses in Sydney and the surrounding area, but it doesn't stop her from terrorizing people, and apparently she doesn't give a shit that she treats people like shit.

Tash Peterson is a disgusting cow that should be in jail, she's a pedophile.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

Tash

The biggest neek you will ever meet. She doesn't come out clubbing because she's too busy learning how to bicep curl 1kg in the gym. Why does she even work so much when her degree is just going for a run?

shut up you fucking neek

YOU NEEKY FUCKING CUNT

"Is that tash? I've never seen a bigger neek in my life"

who gives a shit about sports science anyway?

by DangerShark301 December 23, 2021

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

tash

retarded ginger

tash is a retarded ginger

by gaym4n October 16, 2022