Tash

Tash is a sexy gentleman with an 11 inch penis. A Tash is a true keeper, he wont ever let you down. If you ever meet a Tash know that you need one! The best Tash's are born in September.

A: I'm so jealous of Jessica, she got with Tash.
B: Wow, how lucky i wanted to be with Tash.

by Tana Luis January 12, 2020

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

tash

retarded ginger

tash is a retarded ginger

by gaym4n October 16, 2022

Pomel tash

A practical joke, game or sign of aggression in which your rub two fingers along your bellend in order to collect the ‘pomel’ and then quickly wipe it against the top lip or mouth of a friend a foe whilst shouting pomel tash.

Ew John don’t be cheeky or I will pomel tash you and ya dar

by 2910wjs November 7, 2023

Tash

The biggest neek you will ever meet. She doesn't come out clubbing because she's too busy learning how to bicep curl 1kg in the gym. Why does she even work so much when her degree is just going for a run?

shut up you fucking neek

YOU NEEKY FUCKING CUNT

"Is that tash? I've never seen a bigger neek in my life"

who gives a shit about sports science anyway?

by DangerShark301 December 23, 2021

tash

“tash” is short for natasha, and is used as a niche descriptor.

tash can be used to describe people who:
wear eyeliner
have bangs
are generally quirky
have few if any friends
quit when the going gets tough
behave like debby ryan

“Wow I can’t believe she did that, that’s so tash”, “Alex Wilson asked me to formal, I don’t know if I want to go with him, he’s really tash”, “I was gonna go to the library to study, but then i thought to myself, what would Tash do??”

by CharChar696969 March 30, 2024