staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys’

Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."

by dogginthboys May 13, 2009

gnawing on the table

to have or engage in sex

John and Jill were gnawing on the table the other day!

by Jenny J. August 16, 2007

hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

by wahoo lon February 22, 2011

Run the table

To “run the table” means to drink a six pack of beer within a 60 minute period.

Dillon: “Are you gonna run the table tonight?”

Dom: “You better believe it! I got my six pack ready!”
Riley: “Well of course he’s gonna!”

by Domy March 17, 2019

drinking under the table

Drinking under the table means to hide drinks at a party and to drink them from under the table when no ones looking. Is often done by underage people.

Leo was caught drinking under the table last Saturday and his mother has grounded him for a month.

by James79207 May 4, 2018

Hold The Table

When a girl is making sure to hold on to her man. It's what she says when another woman tries to come in between them. "Hold The Table" no other woman planing on my turf.

If she looks at him one more time, I will go tell her to go away that I hold the table. She needs to move on; this table be taken!!

by Table Girl September 4, 2017