stretching legs

another term for a girl to finger herself

Last night, a girl was stretching legs on cam.

by majesta January 1, 2007

stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny

Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.

by JesterNorth July 23, 2017

Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.

Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

stretch face

The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.

Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"

by Giveintofate June 18, 2014

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

Stretch throat

When someone has been performing to much filatio in a short period of time.

Dammnn I have a serious case of stretch throat from that party last night.

by hot doggie September 18, 2010