cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 27, 2011

Rectal Ramming

The act of getting anally penetrated by a jackhammer at abnormally high speeds until bleeding occurs.

Sue was rectal ramming until her anus spewed up gallons of blood.

by SC.MC.DT June 19, 2010

angry ram

When yo girl be wearing pigtails and you doing her from behind, you shove it in her ass, grab hold of the pigtails as she bolts across the room and see how long you can hold on.

Dude, last night I was so drunk I angry rammed my girl, she was so pissed, I only last like 5 seconds!

by TheDirtyGerbil August 9, 2015

nag a ram

To bother a Ram.

I'm gonna go nag a ram

by beepblop March 25, 2020

ram shag

When you have sex so hard your feet fall off

I ram shagged her so hard my feet fell off.

by spajk88 November 2, 2010

Ram Caving

Entering someone anally with a strap on dildo worn on the top of the head (just above the forehead).

Origin: State of Nevada in the United States. January 28, 2011

She thoroughly enjoyed being "Ram Caved" by her partner.

Her favorite position is the "Ram Cave".

"Ram Caving" was a bit of a surprise in the bedroom last night.

by jtwrules March 13, 2011

Ram Jabbing

The sexual act of violently shoving your penis inside of the vagina

Have you ever tried Ram Jabbing? It is so fun but it is almost like an exercise. Try it some time.

by retardomilos May 17, 2021