The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.
Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.
by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020
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Chedder Musket

My freind snuck up on me last night and opened fire on me with his Chedder Musket.
by BigBrown June 17, 2020
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Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.
My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.
by brewdogg December 27, 2009
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Musket State

A state with highly restrictive gun control laws where, pretty much, the only firearm a law abiding citizen can own is a musket. This is in contrast to police, criminals, and terrorists who can possess whatever firearms they want.
You have to have a permit to even own a firearm even though the 2nd Amendment allows it. Assault rifles are off limits. You have to have a separate permit signed by the President of the United States to carry a firearm concealed. You can only carry seven rounds loaded in the weapon and cannot have a magazine exceeding ten rounds in capacity. You are better off just carrying a musket. You Sir, live in a Musket State!
by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P
by Gazz445 September 2, 2010
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loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.
"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."
by Bobble April 4, 2006
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