like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

by entbaek November 28, 2016

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

Pace merchant

when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: yo, what's a pace merchant

guy 2: when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: oh

😭

Guy 2: 🤣

by 69OOF420 May 18, 2022

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.

Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"

by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021

the gaming merchant

Hewwo I hope ya weww

The gaming merchant more like the gaming jesus

by SeenDizzle April 10, 2021

W merchant

A West Ham supporter on Twitter who only can take a W

The W merchant has written: ”Ratio then”

by ToMassive June 5, 2021