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Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you
C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
by anonymous August 23, 2025
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Joe Mammoth

America’s “good ol boy”. Can throw a football through a brick wall. If the movie “Roadhouse” was a person. Has the hottest girlfriend. Drives an El Camino.
With dance moves like that, it has to be Joe Mammoth.
by JoeMammoth1 November 23, 2021
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honey mammoth

a woman that cost 6 mana to play, 7 feet tall is a 6/6 & that has trample. "And i thought i had a big sweet tooth" -Gannet, Skysail zoologist
she fr a honey mammoth bro, the ground trembles with every step.
by mightymoose1234 July 1, 2024
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Fiery Wooly Mammoth

Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.
The hooker I hired in Georgia enjoyed when I have her a fiery wooly mammoth.
by Macster MacLeod May 17, 2025
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Utah Mammoth

The Utah Mammoth are a professional ice hockey team based in Salt Lake City. The Mammoth compete in the National Hockey League (NHL) as a member of the Central Division in the Western Conference. The franchise joined the league as an expansion team for the 2024–25 season. The team plays its home games at the Delta Center, an arena they share with the Utah Jazz of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

The team was created on April 18, 2024, with the NHL Board of Governors granting an expansion franchise to Jazz owner Ryan Smith. In lieu of an expansion draft to stock the new team, Smith acquired the hockey assets (players, coaching staff, and draft picks) of the Arizona Coyotes, which suspended hockey operations at the same time.5 The team played its inaugural season in 2024–25 with the temporary name Utah Hockey Club while a permanent name could be determined. The team's name, colors, and jerseys for their inaugural season were revealed on June 13, 2024.8 After playing a full season under the temporary name, a fan vote led to the permanent name of Utah Mammoth, which was revealed on May 7, 2025.
News anchor: The Arizona Coyotes will move to Utah on April 19, 2024
NHL fans: Aw come on man!
May 7, 2025
News Anchor: The Utah Hockey Club has changed their name to Utah Mammoth today.
by NewYork6792 June 4, 2025
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Mammoth hands

No species has ever seen before the big fat giant shovels on the end of one’s arms that evade all scientific explanation.
Stranger: What on earth is on the end of Terris arms?
Leah: Oh that’s just her mammoth hands
by Founder of mammoth hands April 12, 2024
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Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant
Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth
by Huntebro February 13, 2024
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