someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore
Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
by carmen winslot January 24, 2008
Get the jacobmug. A loser with not a lot of friends who hangs out in the back coner and talks to his testicles named ben and jim!
That kid is being such a Jacob!
by Gregory Jay October 21, 2009
Get the Jacobmug. girl .1. jacob smell like ass and fretos
girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl
girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl
girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
by swagboy96 March 20, 2017
Get the jacobmug. Such an amazing guy. You’ll never meet someone as nice as Jacob. He’s funny, tall, strong af, and he is the coolest guy of all time. If you have a Jacob in your life, you should be grateful. Everybody names Jacob is a fucking angel and they are all perfect 🙂
by Jeoacjiwkscjjs September 2, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.
jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.
by rhymes with piano March 26, 2009
Get the jacobmug. An utter cunt who's only purpose is to fail at life. His face looks like someone has thrown a grenade into a meth addicts vagina and let the giblets rot. His mother was so ashamed of birthing such a cretin that she threw him down a flight of escalators to try and do the world a favour by getting rid of the bastard
by Jacob Is A Cunt January 8, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. 