A Gary is a third rate wanna-be who idolizes Flyguy from the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Aside from being pseudo-pimps, Garys are habitually behind the times, and they have no sense of direction. Garys always look to grill their friends for doing dumb shit, but they never own any of their own mishaps as they claim to "never live in the past. Garys are douches.
by ###6 June 16, 2019
Get the Garymug. The shame you feel when the only reason you’re able to jerk off is you thinking of your grandmother.
Oh well, that was Gary...
by Blubberella July 27, 2019
Get the Garymug. Gary means an intelligent man/boy. Gary is handsome and very good in bed. He flirts well and makes girl blush. Gary will have a success in life and will have a wonderful wife. So girls stick with a guy named Gary.
by Gary a June 23, 2016
Get the Garymug. Kayla: Damn did you see dad shaved his Gary?
Sox: I know I couldnt believe that hes had it since the 80's.
Sox: I know I couldnt believe that hes had it since the 80's.
by thatdudeseps May 26, 2012
Get the Garymug. Someone I wish I had more time with…Someone I should have kissed when he asked me to and I will always regret it. I had stars in my eyes too…There are so many things and I wish it didn’t end the way it did.
A Gary is someone who is generous, kind and hardworking. He is the very definition of tall, dark and handsome.
by queenofcups June 20, 2018
Get the Garymug. by deformed_trombone August 6, 2021
Get the Garymug.