When a behemoth of a man has intercourse with a midget, then fucks her so hard the pussy is now unrecognizable, then proceeds to grab a butternut squash filled with platypus semen and freezes it then force her to eat said squash then you inject her with your own piss and semen while passing a kidney stone inside her thus creating a Dijon mustard like paste, after all of the butternut squash it finished you force feed her laxatives while fucking her, as soon as she makes the fattest shit known to man kind you eat it and throw it up into the pussy along with the entirety of a roast beef you had for lunch. thus creating a hell hole resembling the deepest depths of hell.
by QueefMassa4 March 22, 2023
Get the Crusher of Worldsmug. A term for an epic fantastic person or a verb for somthing epic funny.(The oridignal Hippy Crusher is a very cool internet pranker who will mostly be found on xbox live. His name is Alex and is very funny. But at times can be a total douche fag. Also does random things that turn out to be amazingly funny and unexpected)Friends with PIEROWNINJA, FUZZYSLIPPERS (aka. kyle izabeast) and PHANTOMMOD. <---also epic.
by Hippy crusher December 22, 2008
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