that’s what Paul said.

Meaning that something is a lie or makes no sense.

- I like women, I’m not gay!
- That’s what Paul said.

by goofygoober1508 January 12, 2023

that's what she said

say this after everything that could possible be dirty

talking about nintendo:

person 1: where are you?! i'm losing without you!
person 2: shut up! i'm doing the boss without protection.
person 1: LAWL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

by wow,shesaidthat?! January 4, 2010

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

That's what the Interviewer Said

Something you'd say if someone says something that could have been said by the interviewer in one of porn star Annie Cruz's videos.

Girl "O shit I'm gonna pee!" Guy "That's what the interviewer said."

by dsuafhiewa November 1, 2010

That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.

boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005

That's what she said

A followup phrase that can possibly make just about anything someone just said funny or horribly unfunny.

Despite what anyone says, this shit is still funny.

Are you through yet? I am getting tired of holding this.

Yeah, that's what she said.

Wayne's World 1991. Possibly the first time this was uttered on the silver screen, or at all for that matter.

by Herbin Diction Harry December 16, 2012

That's what SHEEN said

Used in place of that's what she said. Usually in reference to a massive supply of drugs or prostitutes or to bring a drug fueled sexual insane innuendo to an otherwise tame conversation.

that's never going to fit in there....That's what SHEEN said

Oh my god, that's a lot of cocaine....That's what SHEEN said

Wow. That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so......That's what SHEEN said

I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen.....that's what SHEEN Said (okay, that one is a little to literal)

by Dicky P. March 18, 2011