pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

by Supreme lioness March 5, 2011

Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

by Shakkara July 9, 2003

pokey stix

delicious stix (not sticks) that can only be found at Gumby's in Athens, GA. breadstix with cheese and garlic, cannot be used to poke people. most often consumed by UGA students.

oh, you ordered pokey stix? will you marry me? they are delicious, let me mooch!

by Ambre May 9, 2006

hokey pokey

it's what it's all about.

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

by Moogs October 20, 2006

pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008

Pokey Boy

A soft , Pussy boy. oR Gay .. Similar to the word . " Batty Boy" ///

That Pokey Boy wont to nothing but suck cocky

by milj December 30, 2011