that's what she really said 

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.

Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!

that's what she really said by cali spain January 2, 2011

That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.

m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)

That's not what she said by kn and mk August 16, 2010

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

That's NOT What She Said by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

That's what he or she said 

A response to a phase that can be interpreted as sexual innuendo said by either the male or female in a sexual relationship.

Girl 1: Wow, there smaller than I expected!
Girl 2: That's what he or she said!

That's what he or she said by Provaporizer April 8, 2009

that's what i said to she 

The opposite of that's what she said. Better than saying that's what he said because if your a guy that sounds kinda gay.

"I'm about to put it in there"

"That's what I said to she"

that's what i said to she by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 6, 2009

thats what she said 

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

thats what she said by just-a-ninjapirate January 7, 2010

thats what she said 

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!

thats what she said by uwould June 1, 2005