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covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?
Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".
by jimmybomm September 23, 2021
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The glitter jab

A sexual act involving glitter-It is when the male of the relationship inserts glitter via pipette into the penis the proceeds to ejaculate into their Woman getting her pregnant in the process

People do this so their child is full of life and has a fun personality
Oh Johnny I want our baby to be exciting and fun not boring can we please use The glitter jab
by timmyZtom June 18, 2021
mugGet the The glitter jabmug.

boob jab

When someone accidentally hits or elbows your boob and it hurts like hell
liz: blahblahblah, omg! (about to stand up, but accidentally elbows sarah in boob)
sarah: ow!
liz: what?
sarah: u gave me a boob jab!
by <3me<3 January 16, 2015
mugGet the boob jabmug.

dagger jab

a rare dance move that involves moving your arms forward and backwards alternating between them with pointed fingers until they hurt while bowing your head in intense concentration
dude : this tune is ultimate rave
party dude : im bringing out the dagger jab
dude : thats awesome
by AJ Mac feat HC October 14, 2008
mugGet the dagger jabmug.

jarby jab

when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.
my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.
by Shvoinky Shnootsi Mcgavin 1 November 30, 2010
mugGet the jarby jabmug.

Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.
STFU or you will be touched by the jab
by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009
mugGet the Touched by the jabmug.

jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017
mugGet the jab the turtlemug.

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