Thanos

A lesbian purple dinosaur with the capability to wipe out 50% of the universe

"What the Thanos!!!????"

by febasif bewn May 20, 2019

Thanos

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

by Pornmilf420 June 1, 2020

Thanos

He did nothing wrong.

Thanos did nothing wrong

by Someguynamejoseph July 13, 2021

Thanos

An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.

"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."

by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thanos

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020

Thanos

Barney's brother from outer space who has a cool glove and two movies

Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice

by The grill master May 6, 2019