textbook class

When the only way to succeed in a class is via the textbook. This may arise because:
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.

Jim: Did you drop grade 12 biology?

Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.

by M2K May 5, 2008

textomatic

having the ability to text quickly.

I possess great textomatic skills.

by Mishkalinda May 20, 2008

textmosis

When another person in earshot gets a text message and you mistakenly check your phone.

I thought I got a text message but I was wrong, it was just textmosis.

by Dougled February 16, 2009

textophrenia

when you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket even though it didn't

did my phone just vibrate?

no dude, u got textophrenia

by emozlikepiez December 13, 2010

Textboy

This word is used to mean a callboy or callgirl who uses text messages only. If a girl then it's called textgirl. Calls are not answered.

He is s textboy.

by dkswe February 21, 2011

textnotized

being stuck walking behind someone texting as they stop, slow down, speed up and weave their way down the hall making it almost impossible to get by them.

Did you see that guy walk into a glass door cuz he was textnotized?

by cparm66 August 31, 2011

textcommunicate

When you let someone know by a text that they are excommunicated and that they should no longer text you or contact you in any way. Such as, "Stop contacting me. I am done with you!"

This is typically followed by blocking their number from calling/texting your phone.

That chic was blowing up my phone with so many accusations I textcommunicated that idiot and blocked her number. I hope I never run into her again.

by Dr. Do Little October 23, 2014