Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010

Pestosterone

A male who thinks he's all that and continues to pursue a female even when she shows no interest in him.

Man that dude has way to much Pestosterone for me. He just won't leave me alone!

by NAWTYDAWG November 15, 2012

Gestosterone

The feeling you get when you're sitting on the toilet after having chipotle and two bowls of chili and realize you have no toilet paper

He was filled with gestosterone after seeing the barren toilet paper roll.

by Screw off with your Gligar February 14, 2019

Textosterone

The act of sounding like a brainless jock while texting; a guy that has more testosterone than brain cells and shows that in texts.

Textosterone:

Text 1: ilcu2ntek
Text 2: Okay
Text 1: b3 redib1ch

by Beckahness December 10, 2007

Testosterdrone

A guy who does no work, no job, no hobbies, no personality (probably in love with himself) but still gets WAP for free.

That dude plays video games all day and fucks his insta-girl, what a testosterdrone....

by SodaFountain March 20, 2021

testosteroni

macaroni and cheese spiked with a large amount of physical supplements.

whoa! that girl really improved her basketball game! she mustve been eating some testosteroni

or

1: since when did john grow a beard?
2: he's been eating testosteroni for lunch the last two weeks
1: hmm maybe i should buy a box...

by yougetagoldstar September 16, 2009

testosterony

A woman that has more testosterone than a man. Someone that is very into every single sport you play in gym, and excells at it waayyyyy better than a girl ever should, ever.
Especially when she's way better than the most athletic guy in your grade.

Chanel O'Dell being way better at football than Spencer Duran.
ex: Look, there goes Chanel! "Testosterony"

by Annaxx3 December 12, 2008