Taking a trip to Palmdale

To masterbate. Popularized by good ol' Dr. Cox. Also, masterbating is the only thing worth doing in Palmdale.

Joey was lonely so he considered taking a trip to Palmdale

by psychomnkydragon July 27, 2006

Teasing

A. An expressing manner showing that the person is not fully/completely serious about what they are either saying or doing.

B.To tease is Laughing at one or making a joke about them in a way to embarrass, annoy, or upset them. (CAN BE nicely OR offensively)

C. Refering someone as a tease, you are saying that they like to laugh at people who make jokes about them.
D. To make fun of someone in either an annoying way or a playful way...

Teasing her'With a nice smiley grin he teased her about how she always wore bright red lipstick...

by Notzer December 30, 2017

taking the mick

to tease or kid someone. British slang

are you taking the mick

by simona September 4, 2006

taking it to the edge

When your having sex or masterbating and about to orgasm but stop, take a 10 second break, then resume. In return, your orgasm is greater.

I love taking it to the edge just so my orgasm is greater and I shoot more.

by Tim Velice May 23, 2008

the rippin' and the tearin'

The activity most likely to bring a mid-50s swinger with severe Cocaine Jaw to Hedonism 40 times; implies a savagery to vaginas, but is unclear on that point.

"What brings you to Hedonism that many times? That many times? That many times?

"The wild women, women, the rippin' and the tearin'.

by XtopherElecbomb February 24, 2012

taking a break

1. In a long, committed relationship; the couple are going through some confusion as to what they really want. They 'take the break' in hopes that after a certain amount of time apart, they will A) miss each other enough to realize they really love each other and want the other person back or B) realize they're better off without them.
Sometimes they do get back together and really do benefit from taking a break. Sometimes they don't.

2. In a less committed relationship; she takes a break with him because he's not interesting enough, or not what she expected. He takes a break with her because she's not hot enough or she's too clingy. People in these kind of relationships seldom get back together after taking a break.

1. guy/girl: "I really do care about you, but we've grown apart and I don't know if I'm in love with you anymore. I think we should consider taking a break, so I can have some time to myself to figure it out." (said in all honesty, with good intentions).

2. guy/girl: "I really do care about you, but we've grown apart and I don't know if this relationship is what I want anymore. I think we should take a break, so I can have some time to myself to figure it out." (most likely said to make the other person feel better, so you can make a quick escape and move on).

by i know my shit September 17, 2007

Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

by Handballs April 12, 2009