teachers

they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)

they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.

they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
by mia xXx April 20, 2004
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a person who teaches other students
by desass May 14, 2018
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Someone who is a fucking nazi they say they teach shit when they try killing all the Jewish kids In their class. The male teachers that aren’t old fuckheads are the only good teachers.
All the Jewish kids need to hide a teacher is coming
by Ooga booga 5000 May 03, 2019
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A human (yes, a human. As in, someone who eats, sleeps, drink, etc.) that gets bashed on if a student gets bad grades.
"I have an F in Science. Stupid teacher can't teach anything."
"Why don't you try actually paying attention in class?"

"Nah, that's too hard."
by JustTryingToSeeBothSides November 20, 2011
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evil living thing, designed to annoy students
by Mr man ya'll April 13, 2008
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One who enjoys the company of younger people who are far more clever that s/he is but don't yet know as much.
by Not-so-bo-ri-ng September 30, 2003
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by Karina M April 01, 2008
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