Playing Taxi

When you have to drive your car-less friends around town, sometimes for gas money.

Bill: I'll be back in a while.

Jeff: Where you going?

Bill: I'm playing taxi with Dave today. I'm on half a tank.

by Subtleowl July 6, 2010

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Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

by Gabby west side March 29, 2021

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The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.

"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

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bumpin a taxi

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into

Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi

by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014

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taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

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Vag taxi

Vag taxi is the transport on earth not only do you get to be inside a vag with your legs dangling out, the vag taxi will take you anywhere on its wheels. it can fit up to 10 people but you can order the private one if your feelings naughty.

Person#1:Omg get Vag taxi
Person#2: Omg I should it smells great

by iwatchusleepyourmum March 8, 2022

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