Brownish taxi

When you take a girl to the bar and you both get too intoxicated to drive, so you call for a taxi and then have anal sex inside the cab on the ride back to your place.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Harold and Amy's brownish taxi last night?!"

Person 2: "Yeah man next time someone has to ride bitch seat they aren't going to be happy about the shit streak."

by arice69 May 10, 2011

taxi jumping

Running away from a taxi without paying for the service

OR

Taking a taxi that someone else has booked

Person 1: "Hi mate who's it for?"
Taxi man: "Bar Java"
Person 1 "Yep that's mine"
Person 2: " he's taxi jumping!"

by Ezbomb April 11, 2016

Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

by Gabby west side March 29, 2021

magic taxi

The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.

"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

Taxi surfing

Jumping on top of an un/suspecting cab/taxi and surfing/balancing around london(or wherever you may be) for as long as you can while it is in motion.

If you are feeling extra skilled try and do it on a skateboard on top of the taxi.

I am yet to find someone who will actaully give Taxi surfing a real go.

Although some people have been known to grab onto the back of a taxi. Standing/ Skating on top of one in motion would be a serious challenge.

by stasia909 April 25, 2010

bumpin a taxi

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into

Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi

by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014

Taxi Invite

When a person is invited to an event or outing simply because another person or group of people needed to bum a ride off of them.

"Who the hell invited Simon?"
"He was Mrs. Mineuse's taxi invite. She can't drive."

by Pecca Belletier July 19, 2012