tanerexic

a person who is addicted to tanning. They usually can be easily spotted as they have unusually tan skin for their race.

"I hope you get skin cancer you tanenerexic bitch"

by Hilary March 21, 2004

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

Tanner Howe

The sexy singer for a band called Disco Curtis. Contrary to unpopular belief, he is not Edward Cullen's twin because he is much, much more good looking. Se also: Disco Curtis

Tanner Howe is hawt, I want him to serenade me with 'Surprise Me'!

by dollfacejkycdktc April 4, 2010

tanner buchanan

hes so sexy i love him so much

also watch cobra kai okay bye

tanner buchanan is swag and sexy

by ouuuswankyyy March 4, 2021

dirty tanner

Where you stick a tuba mouth piece in your ass and have your partner blow into it.

Hey baby, you look like you need a dirty tanner.

by Dr.Phil and friends July 25, 2018

tandem hunting

A couple, typically a male and female, who search together for threesome partners, usually another female.

My friend and his girlfriend usually go tandem hunting in nightclubs for bi-sexual women.

by Neo-Rio October 20, 2007

tender roof

The result of eating or drinking something very hot causing the top of your mouth (roof) to become raw.

Damn that pizza was good. It was too hot though because it gave me tender roof.

by riabrea July 15, 2009