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Takingston is hot, funny, and protective. He seems weird at first but once you get to know him you will be best friends. He is nice and loving but only if you show him love in return. He gets angry easily, but can be calmed down if you handle it the right way. Takingston just wants to be treated with kindness and respect, which he deserves. He is most compatible with the zodiac sign leo. Takingston is very protective of his friends and family and would.
Takingston would fight someone to protect a friend.
by Takingston April 6, 2021
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taint freeze

a medical symptom identified by a painful chilling sensation in the taint region
That ice cube up the puss gave me such bad taint freeze I had to take an advil
by BlastingZone November 4, 2011
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taint fog

When you fart and the air gets trapped under your balls. A portable dutch-oven, if you will. Not to be confused with taint mist*

Taint Mist* - Common symptom of holding taint fog too long. The onset of taint fog precipitation. A rookie mistake. May cause taint rash*

Taint Rash* - A rash on your taint due to abundance of taint mist.
Sam: Why are you sitting like that?
Kyle: Dude, if I move I will release the taint fog.
Sam: You better let it go soon or it will cause taint mist.
Kyle: Bring on the flood.
Sam: Don't be a hero. You don't wanna fucks with taint rash.
by ksooz October 25, 2010
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taina

a beautiful, smart, charming girl that is loved by everyone she meets because of her amazing smile and great personality. she has an amazing little body with a small waist and a rumpshaker. she is easily envied and boyfriends are forbidden to stay away from her.
i wish i was a taina.
by cbreez August 15, 2010
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tic tacking

The act of throwing corn kernels or corn cobs at an individual's house to cause commotion.
A bunch of us went tic tacking last night and the neighbors were pissed.
by From the 'Roi May 27, 2006
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Raymond's Taint

On March 20th 2009, John Mayer came up with the phrase Raymond's Taint. Mayer's definition of the word is to give your opinion. Your 2 cents.

Prior to Mayer mentioning it on his Twitter, the phrase did not bring up any results when searched on Yahoo & Google. Thus leading people to believe that it did not exist despite Mayer's claim that it was a popular phrase back in the 20's before it was later changed to "2 cents."

Because Mayer challenged his Twitter followers to use the phrase "on a mainstream news media comment page," with the prize being a Twitter background, expect to be hearing the phrase pretty damn soon from gullible idiots.
Guy 1: He throws awesome parties, but Peter's a total douche. But hey, that's just my Raymond's Taint.

Guy 2: What?
by Jane Doughski March 21, 2009
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Taking one for the Team

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"
Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"
by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003
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