twizzlered

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.

After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.

by dharmainitiative23 December 4, 2016

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016

skin twizzler

A pencil-thin dick, or a person that is so skinny that they resemble the shape of a twizzler.

That neo-nazi strolling the block is a total skin twizzler.

by tapeworm1969 September 18, 2015

Cotton Candy Twizzler

Whne you put cotton candy on a twizzler and eat it

I just had the best Cotton Candy twizzler ever!

by InstaAidennreynolds March 22, 2022

twizzler kiss

Performing the "twizzler" on a girl, where you cross the index and your middle finger and insert them into a girl's vagina, whilst performing oral sex.

Man, that girl loved the twizzler kiss I gave her last night!

by Shawn226611 October 11, 2020