Text Tourettes

1. Similar to the nuerological condition but occuring while texting, consisting of curse words or cursing more than usual while texting.
1a. Text Tourettes can also be proven when your predictive text will recognize more curse words than ordinary words due to your overuse of curse words.

Vivi: Hey how was your day?

Jessica: Dude this was the sh*ttiest day in F*#cking history. It started with this F*#cking As*hole cutting me off on the F*#cking freeway and almost F*#cking pushing my as* off the freeway.

Vivi: I think you should get your text tourettes checked.

Jessica: I know.

by Betty BloodGin April 18, 2009

Sex Tourettes

A terrible afflication that causes the sufferer to yell out obscene language uncontrollably during sex. It is most prominent at the point of orgasm.

Him: You love that don't you baby.
Her: I'm gonna cum, oh fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck me, fuck me, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck
Him: Girl you got serious Sex Tourettes!

by TrickyDicky1980 December 14, 2012

gay tourettes

noun...The inability to control ones self from randomly bursting show tunes and musical numbers out loud.

I was running around the apppartment spouting off random musical numbers....I appologized to my roomate and staid excuse me I have gay tourettes

by service tech June 1, 2009

nazi tourettes

When a person links everything they talk about to nazi Germany.

Glenn Beck has nazi tourettes. He tries to tie in everything he talkes about to nazi Germany. From global warming to the Peace Corps.
glenn beck

by The Alien God May 13, 2010

Facebook Bitching Tourettes

Where a person randomly exclaims (normally in capitals) something bitchy about a person or a group of people on their social network status and then wont tell commenters anymore because that would give away the people that they were bitching about and why the were bitching about them in the first place.

Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.

Person: FUGLY SLUTS
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox

* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT

by jackjack1234 October 12, 2010

Gamer Tourettes

A Gamer who screams obscenities at either the game being played or another player via online play.

Tim: Ouch no scope..
Steve: @#&* he did not *&^$#@! kill me!
Tim: Ahh gamer tourettes..

by Jay Corona October 6, 2008

ass tourettes

Someone that doesn't actually have tourettes syndrome, but can't help but say ass after every word,or in addition to words, modifying them, but sounding like a complete tool as a result. Nobody really says it out loud, but every hates these guys.

Tom: "Dude, fuck me in my ass! holy ass! did you see that fly-ass motherfucker doing that buttery-ass boardslide? I about shat my pants that was so bad ass. Sphincter!"

Doug: "Dude, you dumb-ass. You have ass tourettes."

by ass muncher 9000 July 22, 2010