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turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.
Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?
by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014
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Rough Touchers

A group of teenagers from the Philadelphia area that are known to go up to random asian children a sexually abuse them. Thugs; rapists; etc.
Colin: I heard the rough touchers are back in town.
Chris: I better go tell Quang before they manhandle him!
by Old Head Jake April 18, 2018
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Toucherism

Toucherism is a Paraphilia and is very simmilar to Molestation. Toucherism is also referred to as Frotteruism and involve's rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area.
Female: ARE YOU RUBBING YOU COCK AGAINST ME!?!?
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!
by Leonell Zykowich July 12, 2018
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Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin
“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”
by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019
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Flame toucher

by BWW hahahah November 17, 2020
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