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No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022
mugGet the No-Look Tortilla Slapmug.

Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor
"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"
by JinxFeet January 11, 2023
mugGet the Bloody Tortillamug.

Tomsk Tortilla

When you suck a dog's butthole to extract the dog scat.
Njacked just gave Exenity the Tomsk Tortilla last night.
by Tomsklvr33 September 11, 2025
mugGet the Tomsk Tortillamug.

Tortilla Moment

When you pull off some crazy accomplishment and celebrate by taking a bite out of a tortilla.
Bro I just won Victory Royale in Fortnite. This is a certified tortilla moment.
by Thesnakerox February 21, 2021
mugGet the Tortilla Momentmug.

Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE
by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020
mugGet the Italian Tortillamug.

Tortillas

Something this beaner keeps calling me.

A white American that looks like a tortilla such as red, yellow and white with spot.
Why is Andrew such a tortillas looking as mother fucker?
by Itwillburnyou September 17, 2021
mugGet the Tortillasmug.

kentucky tortilla

When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.
I gave that old woman a Kentucky tortilla last night
by anonymous November 18, 2020
mugGet the kentucky tortillamug.

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