Tit

Someone who makes an arse of them self, either by a stupid act , lack of an act, or just looks stupid.

1) Hey man, you see Beckham in the the game last night?
2) Yer, he missed that open goal from like a yard out.
1) I know, what a fucking tit.
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1) Check out Dave, that girl is all over him.
2) Bloody hell, lucky bastard... too bad he doesn't know it.
1) Tit
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1) Hey, check out that fucking reprobate with the girls jeans.
2) Does he have no nuts?
1) Fucking doubt it... fucking tit.

by Jonny Hunter January 19, 2007

tit

A slang word for a female breast.

"She has really nice tits."

by Shewilldevouryou January 2, 2007

tits

Tits: the one thing fat girls have to be proud of that the skinny girls don't have. However, due to breast implants this balance of beauty is being threatened.

look at those TITS!!!!

by assmcgee October 3, 2008

tits on tits

two round breastes pushed up against eachother

brosef that party was tits on tits

by Stephan williams III September 7, 2007

That's the tits

An expression used when something fortunate has happened

Person 1: I got the weed

Person 2: That's the tits

by charlie coleman March 31, 2009

Tit

a way to describe best friends who only understand each others weird ways.

How's my tit doing?

Best tits forever!

by Mew :3 MEW April 17, 2010

Tits

Synonym for "cool". A word typically used by people from Las Vegas, NV.

"That party tonight is gonna be tits!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009