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Tinderbox

A redhead's vagina.
The paparazzi got a great upskirt shot of Lindsay Lohan's tinderbox.
by lmno123 April 10, 2009
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Tinder

An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.
Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.

Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.

Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
by CapnToadie February 13, 2015
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Tinder Date

The act of using Tinder for a date which it's only purpose is to get laid.
"Guy" didn't want a girlfriend so he decided to Tinder Date.

To self: "I'm bored horny, I want to go in a Tinder Date"
by Technobri May 25, 2017
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Tinder Lag

When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.
Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches
by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018
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Tinderbox

The term used for a girl one finds on the dating app "Tinder" when your sole intention is to fuck the shit out of her box.
Roommate - "Have you found anyone new on Tinder?"

Me - "Yeah, I found a new tinderbox last night. I bet she can't wait until my dick is inside her."
by The AFM February 23, 2014
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Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).
"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."
by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014
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tindelous

A term used to show stupidity or dim-wittedness. An uncommon phrase, it often makes the person feel even more dim-witted because they don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what tindelous means? You're so tindelous! Go cry!
by G. Bell April 4, 2006
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