In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.
That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}
by Kebabob January 23, 2020
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He had a thunder Thimble but he still made my legs legs shake.
She didn't hit the bottom, but her Thunder Thimble hit the bull's eye.
She didn't hit the bottom, but her Thunder Thimble hit the bull's eye.
by Can I Get U Off? July 11, 2020
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MOM LOOK! I HAVE A THUNDERSEX ACTION FIGURE!
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Get the Thundersex mug.A legendary sex act in which no less than four people attempt to climax inside of an active indoor skydiving wind tunnel that has been darkened and filled with sexual implements. Traditionally during the act lubricant is "precipitated" into the tunnel and a strobe light is flashed periodically until all participants have achieved an orgasm.
The local swingers club is trying to cap off the year with a puzzle in a thunderstorm on New Year's Eve.
by Mister Destructo November 15, 2016
Get the puzzle in a thunderstorm mug.Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached
by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017
Get the Alaskan thunderfuck mug.This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
by keifer jennings May 20, 2008
Get the dirty thunderstorm mug.noun: the greatest action flick ever. No hesitation, never surrender, no man left behind. From the "Thunder Gun Express" episode of "Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
verb: used in a variety of ways, but mainly to denote overcoming an obstacle, to win, or be triumphant.
verb: used in a variety of ways, but mainly to denote overcoming an obstacle, to win, or be triumphant.
1. We need to hurry up, Thunder Gun, the greatest action flick ever, starts in five minutes and we might miss it!
2. "We're never gonna make it, we're stuck in traffic"
"Just Thunder Gun the curb!"
2. "We're never gonna make it, we're stuck in traffic"
"Just Thunder Gun the curb!"
by SkeetSkeeter December 23, 2011
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