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I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won)

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won), you should try it!"
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I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.
I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.
by 10010100011 January 10, 2011
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you won´t get anything snitching like that

Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.
(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
by Snitch Nr.1 December 12, 2020
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that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.
Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?
by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020
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or the terrorists have won

basically, it's used in the following ways:

1. the best excuse to get what you want.
2. A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
You name it
Admit you absolutely love male & female characters to the point you want to jack off to Rule 34 porn of them or have actual "Sex" with them or the terrorists have won

admit you secretly like/love listening to Skrillex's whole discography, Taylor Swift's whole discography, Rebecca Black's Friday, Justin Bieber's Baby, Aqua's Barbie, Spice Girl's Wannabe, Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind, Design The Skyline's Surrounded By Silence or the terrorists have won

Respect furries & their fetishes or the terrorists have won
Play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won
Party like a wild animal and get wasted and have sex like there's no tomorrow or the terrorists have won
Give all the human rights to LGBTQ+ people or the terrorists have won
Vote for Donald Trump or the terrorists have won
Harvest all the Little Sisters & kill all allies in Bioshock 1 & 2 or the terrorists have won
Kill Ashley Graham in Resident Evil 4 or the terrorists have won
by DarkWolfLord666 January 5, 2024
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won masterchef

when you eat so hard you become a chef of absolute mastery so therefore it is disrespectful to say "you ate that" instead must say "you won MasterChef"
person 1 - "he got an A in his exam"
person 2 - "fucccccccckkkkkkk he won masterchef"
by ilikecool6930 July 24, 2024
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