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river in the valley

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blowing your load on the chest of the girl you had relations with
Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"

Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"
by goose x gallagher April 20, 2008
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The big muddy river

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When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.
I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.
by Gaychel July 1, 2015
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What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.
You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river
by Billam7 January 25, 2020
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When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring
John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!
by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020
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there is a place in wyoming called tongue river. and we were never able to find its location, and eventually "finding the mouth of tongue river" turned into a euphemism for making out
i totally found the mouth of tongue river with tanja, at prom
by stone philips May 17, 2004
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<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>
<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025
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The Reverend Tholomew Plague is the former drummer from the band Avenged Sevenfold. He's inspired many fans...and to each fan "The Reverend Tholomew Plague" means something a little different. However, we can all agree that he was an incredible person with a heart of gold. RIP. foREVer.
by a fan. November 21, 2013
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