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Christ the king school is full of fake hoes and thots. There have been multiple pregnancy scares and the school is very sexist and racist. Even though it is a catholic school they don’t act like it.
Christ the king school is a horrible school, please don’t go there.
by Spongyboi June 8, 2019
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the new nickname kanye west has bestowed upon himself.
"I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King Jr. Address me as such."
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The Return of the King

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The Return of the King is the greatest movie of all time. It is based on the book by J.R.R. Tolkien, which is also amazing. It is part 3 of the trilogy. It is tied for the most Academy Awards ever won and is the 2nd highest grossing film ever.

Budget was $94 million.
It made $1119 million, or about $1.1 billion.
Person 1: Dude, seen the Return of the King yet?
Person 2: Hells yeah! That movie owned!
by Huntermunkey April 12, 2008
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Christ the King

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Christ the King School is located in HOTlanta or Y'allywood. It is the definition of bullshit. it has some real fake ass hoes in it. Don't worry though. We ain't as holy as we seem. 7th graders and 8th graders Juul in the bathroom. The middle school is shit where dumb ass bitches and whore teachers are. None should come here bc it isn't the shit like they tell u. Everyone is annoying as fuck. Nobody deserves to go here. People there r pretty cool as long as they r not being fake ass assholes like normal. Nobody dates bc its fucking weird. WE AIN'T THAT CATHOLIC.
by skurrtttttt March 6, 2019
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The main antagonist from "The Legend of Zelda", the wielder of the Triforce of Power, and The King of Darkness.

He looks like a huge blue pig with scaly hands and ram horns.

His exact appearance differs from game to game, but in "Ocarina of Time" he had a long, wiggling, piggy nose... O_o

Ganondorf used the Triforce of Power to transform into Ganon in a desperate attempt to defeat Link.
Ganon will be invisible, so you'll have to keep stabbing blindly. When you hit he'll...
by Alian's Ennui September 5, 2005
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Crowning the King

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I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009
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The best movie ever created in all the history of movies ever!
Do we really need an example?
by Rosie February 7, 2004
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